Quote Originally Posted by Ornithorhynchus Anatinus View Post
Au contraire, mon ami.

I'm not just annoyed, I'm furius at ...
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So, why is it impossible for the "most evolved animal" on earth to grasp a couple of such plain and simple realities?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYg_...l=JJCale-Topic

If you can cook I¢Il have to ask you to marry me. I promise to take the garbage out (after having them in first of course).

Ëïéðüí ößëå êïììÝíç ç ðëÜêá áí íïìßæåéò üôé èá âãÜëåéò ãêüìåíá áðü áõôÞ åäþ ôç óåëßäá êÜðïéï ëÜèïò Ý÷åéò êÜíåé óôï typing êáé äåí ôï êáôÜëáâåò.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=752t...l=danielsangeo


If you are in right place and If you don¢t fancy the quiet desperation (which isn¢t all bad…or not bad at all, I am not so sure I am still working on details here ) there is only one alternative remedy, not only for frustration but also for everybody¢s anxieties, worries, fears, existential crises etc.

This remedy assaults rationalism conventional logic and any form of conformity but it is a unique antidote for every day irrationalities, absurdity of life itself as well as any lack of common sense and reasoning.

Amazingly it can fight efficiently whichever you select and simultaneously the exact opposite. Not bad at all eh?

This wonderful medicine comes with little or no side effects and without the risk of addiction. Although extreme caution is required to the exact dosage which must be kept religiously as may lead to various inefficiencies, deficiencies, temporary incapacitation or in extreme cases anoxia and death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAwD...el=MontyPython

Active ingredient : Comedy.
An ancient recipe. You ridiculize things and get on with life (or you ridiculize life and go on with things you do, I am not sure I am still working detail here)

If even this is not good enough then I can suggest only professional help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn1J...el=NoahDiamond

And just in case that nothing of the above applies I suggest to run for the presidency but for our information please tell US how you intent to run the nation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSsU...l=TheHomelessD

Èá Þèåëá üìùò íá ðù äõï ëüãéá áêüìá

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YrN...nel=Movieclips
If I stay here I¢ ll go nuts…