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    Arrow Μεταξύ σοβαρού και αστείου...

    Μικρά (όσο γίνεται... ) άρθρα πραγματικών κωμικο-τραγικών ειδήσεων.
    Τα περισσότερα (που έχω) είναι στα αγγλικά.

    "You call that a knife?"

    060725 (: 25 Ιουλ 2006) With Australian outback hero Crocodile Dundee as her inspiration, an 80-year-old British pensioner foiled a knife-wielding burglar with an even bigger blade of her own.

    When woken by a masked man holding a knife, Winifred Whelan screamed and ran downstairs to the kitchen.
    Grabbing a giant carving knife, she told the startled intruder "You call that a knife? This is a knife!",
    in an echo of the famous scene in the Crocodile Dundee film when actor Paul Hogan confronted a New York mugger.

    As she took on the intruder, her husband grappled with his accomplice.

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    Police seek man with fetish for exercise balls

    090717.6 DULUTH, Minn. Police are looking for a 31-year-old man, with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls, since surveillance tape allegedly showed him breaking into a fitness clinic in May and slashing exercise balls.

    Authorities are familiar with the man. A criminal complaint released Thursday said he was convicted in 2005 of breaking into a sports facility at the University of Minnesota in Duluth and slashing about 70 balls. Each ball costs $30-60.

    The complaint says when he pleaded guilty in that case, he admitted slashing more than 40 other balls at two clinics.

    Court documents said the man told police he slashed the rubber balls to satisfy a sexual urge.
    Experts said he has an unusual attraction to inflatable exercise devices.

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    Λυπάμαι, αλλά δεν βλέπω ούτε σοβαρά ούτε αστεία σε αυτές τις ανοησίες. Νομίζω ότι θα ήταν φρόνιμο να περιοριστείς στις πωλήσεις και μεταπωλήσεις συσκευών, όπως έκανες στα πρώτα χρόνια της "συμμετοχής" σου στο φόρουμ. Εάν κάποιος δεν είναι ικανός να μιλήσει για ηλεκτροακουστική, μπορεί να τηρεί αιδήμονα σιωπήν και να διαβάζει. Δεν υφίσταται καμμία ανάγκη να γράφει κιόλας. Καμμία μα καμμία. Εντελώς δηλαδή.
    "Θαυμάζω την κομψότητα της μεθόδου σας. Πρέπει να είναι ωραίο να καλπάζεις με το άλογο των αληθινών Μαθηματικών, ενώ εμείς οι υπόλοιποι αγκομαχάμε στον ποδαρόδρομο" - ο Άλμπερτ Άινσταϊν στον Τούλλιο Λέβι-Τσίβιτα

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    Man gives teller ID before robbing bank

    090813.5 ANCHORAGE, Alaska The FBI says a 34-year-old man is in custody on federal bank robbery charges after he gave a teller his account number and showed her his picture ID before robbing an Anchorage bank.

    Jarell Arnold walked into an Alaska USA Federal Credit Union branch Friday and inquired about the balance on his account.
    The teller asked for his name, account number and ID.
    He complied and then handed over a receipt with a note on the back that said he had a gun and demanded money.
    The FBI says he got away with about $600. Authorities arrested Arnold on Monday.

    Court records say Arnold was sentenced to 57 months in prison for bank robbery in 2004.

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    Chinese bar allows stressed out customers to beat up staff

    Mon, Aug 7, 2006 - A new bar in China is offering customers an unusual outlet for anger by allowing them to use the staff as punching bags, state media said Monday.

    In addition to getting a drink, customers at the "Rising Sun Anger Release Bar" in Nanjing are able to pay money to beat up staff, smash glasses, shout and scream, the China Daily said.
    If these anger management techniques do not work, the customers can also receive psychological counselling.

    The bar employs 20 well-built men in their 20s and 30s who have agreed to be hit.
    Customers can specify how they want the men to appear: they can even be dressed up as women.
    The bar charges 50-300 yuan ($6.35-37.50) for customers to release their anger, depending on their demands.

    The bar was set up in April by Wu Gong, a 29-year-old man who got his inspiration from similar bars in Japan.
    Wu insisted the models were fully equipped with protective gear, and the bar gave them regular physical training so they were prepared for the attacks.

    Most customers are women, particularly those working in the service and entertainment companies, such as karaoke bars or massage parlors.

    The bar has stirred controversy with some critics saying that while the idea of beating someone dressed as one's boss might be attractive to some people, violence will not solve problems.
    Wu may also run into problems with the authorities as he had registered his business as a dancing venue, not a place for anger release, the China Daily said.

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    Μορφή του Ιησού εμφανίσθηκε σε καρέκλα

    21/02/2011, Πλήρες - Ένα ζευγάρι από την Orange County της California των ΗΠΑ ισχυρίζεται ότι εντόπισε την εικόνα του Ιησού σε μία ξύλινη καρέκλα παρατημένη πολλά χρόνια στο πίσω μέρος της αυλής τους!

    Η Lynn και ο Lou Balducci ανακάλυψαν τη μορφή του Ιησού στη ξεχασμένη καρέκλα την περασμένη εβδομάδα που ξεκίνησαν να πετάνε διάφορα παλιά πράγματα από το σπίτι τους.

    Ο Lou δεν έδωσε σημασία στην αρχή. Το έδειξε σε μένα και μερικούς φίλους και όλοι συμφώνησαν ότι επρόκειτο για τη μορφή του Ιησού, είπε η Lynn.

    Το ζευγάρι δεν είναι σίγουρο τι μπορεί να σημαίνει, ωστόσο, πιστεύει ότι η μορφή του Ιησού είναι μία ευλογία από το Θεό και, ευελπιστεί, θεϊκό σημάδι που δηλώνει ότι θα έρθουν καλύτερες ημέρες...

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    Luxury resort offers $19 room, minus bed

    Sat Aug 8, 2010, SAN DIEGO A luxury resort in San Diego is offering rooms for $19 a night --if you don't mind sleeping in a tent.

    The Rancho Bernardo Inn boasts 3 pools, a spa and golf course. It typically charges more than $200 a room.
    But business is down.
    So from Aug 16 to 31, guests can get a "Survivor Package" that charges them less for each amenity they give up.

    For $19, guests give up breakfast, air conditioning, lights, sheets and even the bed.
    Staff will remove the mattress and headboard and leave a small tent instead.
    Oh, and bring your own toilet paper.

    General manager John Gates says the hotel hopes people who try the promotion will return at full price.

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    Red face Εχουμε και... ΤΟΝ γάμο...

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    Σακούλα εμετού για όσους έχουν αηδιάσει από τον επικείμενο βασιλικό γάμο

    01/03/2011 - Πλήρες - Μία Βρετανίδα έρχεται να δώσει τη λύση σε όλους όσοι έχουν βαρεθεί το θόρυβο γύρο από τον επικείμενο βρετανικό βασιλικό γάμο του πρίγκιπα Ουίλιαμ και της Κέιτ Μίντλετον και δηλώνουν αηδιασμένοι από τις βασιλικές εορτές δημιουργώντας μία "βασιλική" σακούλα εμετού.

    Η εν λόγω σακούλα έχει σχεδιαστεί βάσει του μοντέλου που βρίσκεται σε αεροπλάνα και πλοία και διατίθεται σε κόκκινο (όπως τα διάσημα βρετανικά γραμματοκιβώτια) και μπλε (το βασιλικό χρώμα).

    Πάνω στη σακούλα υπάρχει η φωτογραφία του πρίγκιπα Ουίλιαμ και της μέλλουσας συζύγου του Κέιτ με την επιγραφή "Τhrown Up", ένα λογοπαίγνιο μεταξύ του "throw up" (κάνω εμετό) και του "throne" (θρόνος).

    Η δημιουργός της σακούλας, Λίντια Λέιθ, 24 ετών από το Νιούκαστλ, είχε στείλει στην αρχή μερικά κομμάτια σε κάποια περιοδικά.
    Όμως οι σακούλες εμετού, που πωλούνται, πλέον, στα καταστήματα προς 3,50 ευρώ η μία, έγιναν πολύ γρήγορα ανάρπαστες και τώρα η Λέιθ είναι αντιμέτωπη με βουνά παραγγελιών.
    "Αναγκάστηκα να ζητήσω από τους γονείς μου να με βοηθήσουν", δήλωσε στο Γαλλικό Πρακτορείο.

    H δημιουργός τους επισημαίνει ότι δεν ξέρει πώς θα αντιδράσει η βασιλική οικογένεια, όμως "αγαπώ την βασιλική οικογένεια".

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    Man claims he found condom in French onion soup

    Wed Jul 22, 2010, SANTA ANA, Calif. – A man has sued a local Claim Jumper restaurant claiming he ordered French onion soup and bit into a condom
    instead of melted cheese.

    Zdenek Philip Hodousek filed the lawsuit Tuesday in Orange County Superior Court seeking unspecified damages over fears he may have contracted a disease.

    Hodousek's attorney Eric Traut said his client wants to have restaurant employees' DNA tested to find a match to the condom.

    A public relations firm representing Claim Jumper said no one can prove the so-called "foreign object" Hodousek took from the restaurant is the item that was submitted to a lab for testing.

    The firm said an internal probe revealed no employee wrongdoing.

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    Principal fired for jumping on students in cafe

    Thu Jul 23, 2010 - BUCKHANNON, W.Va. A high school principal who admitted jumping atop a pile of students during a cafeteria food fight has been fired.
    The Upshur County Board of Education voted Tuesday to oust Brenda Wells from Buckhannon-Upshur High School.
    She'd been suspended since late May.

    Wells said she jumped onto what she called "a dog pile" of 4-5 students while attempting to stop a food fight and to relieve the tension.
    She said she was back on her feet before you could count to one.
    She also said it was all in fun.

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