Well, I ain't the one to tell you that. You may be right. ;)
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Well, I ain't the one to tell you that. You may be right. ;)
Now you're talking but don't you lie to me. Let's be Frank with one another.
After all, erm we are what we are. :)
Do you know what you are?
You are what you is
You is what you am
(A cow don't make ham . . . )
You ain't what you're not
So see what you got
You are what you is
An' that's all it 'tis
A foolish young man
From a middle class fam'ly
Started singin' the blues
Cause he thought it was manly
Now he talks like the Kingfish
("Saffiiiee!")
From Amos 'n Andy
("Holy mack'l dere . . . Holy mack'l dere!")
He tells you that chitlins
(Chitlins!)
Well, they taste just like candy
He thinks that he's got
De whole thang down
From the Nivea Lotion
To de Royal Crown
Do you know what you are?
You are what you is
You is what you am
(A cow don't make ham . . . )
You ain't what you're not
So see what you got
You are what you is
An' that's all it 'tis
A foolish young man
Of the Negro Persuasion
Devoted his life
To become a caucasian
He stopped eating pork
He stopped eating greens
He traded his dashiki
("Uhuru!")
For some Jordache Jeans
He learned to play golf
An' he got a good score
Now he says to himself
"I AIN'T NO NIGGER NO MORE . . . HEY! HEY! HEY!"
"I don't understand you . . . "
BWANA MA-COO-BAH
"Would you please speak more clearly . . . "
MERCEDES BAINNNNNNNZ
Who is who
(I don't know . . . )
'N what is what
(Somethin' I just don't know . . . )
'N why is this
(Tell me now . . . )
Appropriot
(That's a funny pronunciation if'n ever I heard one . . . )
If you don't like
(Where'd you get that word?)
What you has got
(Appropriot? The word is not . . . )
Drop it in the dirt
(Drop it yeah . . . )
'N let it rot
(I can smell it now . . . )
Someone else
(Here de come, here de come . . . )
Will surely come
(I told you they was comin')
'N pick it up
(That's right!)
Cause he wants some
(An' he wants it for free . . . )
And when one day
(There will come a day . . . )
You wonder who
(I wonder too . . . )
You used to was
(Who I was anyway . . . )
'N what you do
(I used to work at the post office . . . )
You'll scratch your head
(But I don't wanna un-do my doo . . . )
'N look around
(Just to see what's goin' on . . . )
But what you lost
(Can't seem to find it . . . )
Will not be found
(A Mercedes Benz . . . )
Do you know what you are?
(I know . . . )
You are what you is
(I'm the kinda guy . . . )
You is what you am
(That ought to be drivin' . . . )
A cow don't make a ham
(A four-fifty SLC . . . )
You ain't what you're not
(A big ol' red one . . . )
So see what you got
(With some golf clubs stickin' out de trunk . . . )
You are what you is
(I'm gwine down to de links on Saturday mornin' . . . )
An' that's all it is
(Gimme a five-dollar bill . . . )
YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS
(And an overcoat too . . . )
AND THAT'S ALL IT IS
(Where's my waitress? Yeah . . . )
YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS
(Robbie, take me to Greek Town . . . )
AN THAT'S ALL IT IS
(I'm harder than yer husband; harder than yer husband . . . )
YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS
(I'm goin' down to White Street, to the Mudd Club y'all . . . )
AN THAT'S ALL IT IS
(I'm goin' down 'n work the wall 'n work the floor . . . )
YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS
('N work the pipe 'n work the wall . . . )
AN THAT'S ALL IT IS
(Some more . . . ) :)
Goodbye Stranger
It was an early morning yesterday
I was up before the dawn
And I really have enjoyed my stay
But I must be moving on
Like a king without a castle
Like a queen without a throne
I'm an early morning lover
And I must be moving on
Now I believe in what you say
Is the undisputed truth
But I have to have things my own way
To keep me in my youth
Like a ship without an anchor
Like a slave without a chain
Just the thought of those sweet ladies
Sends a shiver through my veins
And I will go on shining
Shining like brand new
I'll never look behind me
My troubles will be few
Goodbye stranger it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true
Now some they do and some they don't
And some you just can't tell
And some they will and some they won't
With some it's just as well
You can laugh at my behaviour
And that'll never bother me
Say the devil is my saviour
But I don't pay no heed
And I will go on shining
Shining like brand new
I'll never look behind me
My troubles will be few
Goodbye, stranger, it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true
Oh, I'm leaving
I've got to go
Well, hello old friend I'm so glad that we can talk FRANKly. Frankly, Frank was a franklin' genius...
Goodbye Stranger... Please excuse my inconsistency but I couldn't resist... :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxcM...heLongLostBand
a handshake of fire ... mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ymn...heLongLostBand
https://thelonglostband.bandcamp.com/track/babylon
Actually, it's Fire and Chains.
No need for such a cruelty, I prefer a more interesting and witty way. Some tar and feathers will do!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-G9...el=Mikeitfonky
LUCKY LUKE Daisy Town Soundtrack Album 1971
15 Reasons Why We Love Lucky Luke, The Invincible Cowboy Of The Wild
1. He is dedicated to others' well-being and safety, bravely takes on every task given to him, risking his life without any hesitation. He is a hero with a huge heart.
When necessary, he even interrupts his much-beloved bubble baths and runs to help those in need.
2. And he doesn't even expect anything in return, not even stamps; because he isn't interested in material things. He dedicates himself to justice and has ended up living far away from home, all alone for this cause.We have never seen him accepting any kind of payment for clearing the city of bad guys, or chasing gold sucks like The Daltons do.
3. He can move faster than his own shadow and he shows us that some situations require intelligence rather than guns if you want to emerge victorious against your enemies. He is the most invincible man in the Wild West.
He has taught us to always watch our back and not even to trust our own shadow if the time comes.
4. He has also taught us how to be 'cool' by always keeping calm, no matter what is going on.He takes on any kind of tough missions with calmness and never panics.
5. His fashion sense and his clothes are quite clean and tasteful compared to the other cowboys of the time. No matter how crazy his adventures turn out to be, he always manages to keep himself and his clothes clean. His white cowboy hat, yellow shirt, and red muffler...
6.No matter what they do, he always approaches his enemies with tolerance and mercy. We have learned it from him that no matter how powerful one is, one should aspire to be a good person first.
7. Instead of cruel punishments, he prefers to teach criminals a lesson, in an interesting and witty way. He is an intelligent, strong, and very creative hero.
Get some tar and feathers!
8. He has never said anything hurtful to the useless sheriff, who constantly fails to prevent The Daltons, his arch enemies, from breaking out of prison. He has always been respectful and kind.
9. Despite being a cowboy, he is way different than others. He is never rude, but always kind and sensitive towards others. A true gentleman!
10. He has especially set the perfect example for a true gentleman thanks to his elegant and kind behavior toward women. Almost all women have fallen in love with him, but being the lonesome, dedicated cowboy that he is, he took the solitary path.
11. He is not only loving towards humans, but also towards animals. He has never neglected his strong, brave horse Jolly Jumper. He has also never given up on his dog, Rantanplan, who always misunderstands Lucky Luke, causes nothing but trouble, and could be the only dog who can't swim! :)
He has not only taught us about loving animals but also that they can be even more trustworthy friends than humans.
12. He is responsible enough to get rid of his beloved cigarette :rolleyes: so that he wouldn't set a bad example for children. Who else could deserve to be our favorite childhood hero?
13. It was thanks to him that we learned how the first telegraph wire was installed, what whale oil was good for, who Mormons, Billy the Kid, Calamity Jane, and many more were.
14. He has never accepted a bribe, even after all his impressive achievements. He has never gone the wrong way and has shown us what it is to have character.
A round of applause!
15. When it is time to hear the compliments, he masterfully disappears, because Lucky Luke is humble enough to not accept any flattery.
"Lucky Luke? But where has he gone?"