Ornithorhynchus Anatinus
Senior Member

About Ornithorhynchus Anatinus

Biography

I am an egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammal. A natural born paradox with a healthy appetite for surrealistic humour. I am incapable of herd life and I suffocate when being among a tribe. It is not surprising that I have chosen to live a life outside of the so-called social networks.

Location

Being semiaquatic, I inhabit small streams and rivers Down Under.

Interests

All kinds of paradoxes and humour, philosophy, music, cinema, alchemy and the rhetoric art.

Occupation

I'm a full time shipping magnet and part time alchemist. It pays the bills.